Thread 83059552

You work 40 hours a week while he roams free in nature hunting for salmon

>>83059552 (OP)
kek, bearjak

i work doing light labor and can buy 50lbs of salmon per week while he spends all of his time trying to catch salmon and if he doesnt he fucking dies

>>83059651
do you think he gets mercury poisoning from the fish

>>83059552 (OP)
Ok but does the bear fuck? No? He's the same as me.

its pretty damn scary when bears decide to hunt people

>>83059726
>Thinks chadbear is a bearcel
lmao

>>83059726
Yes, the bear does fuck and he doesn't have to worry about child support or STDs or abortion

>>83059811
>>83059817
>bears are also chad only
the absolute state of mammals

>>83059651
i bet that life-saving, wild, personally hunted salmon tastes real good though

man i wish i had some salmon right now.
pan fried with a little salt.
Although im not great at cooking the skin always sticks to the pan.
bears dont know how good they got it.

>>83059552 (OP)
>roams hunting for salmon
Isn't this a job?

>>83059689
no, but i'm sure i'll still live a longer life than a fucking bear no matter what's in the salmon that I buy. Sure maybe i'll be more prone to some sickness but that'll only be noticeable when i turn 75. Bears live very short lives, I'm good.
Don't wanna be cocky but i just tore your argument to shreds you little brainlet