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Anonymous No.83063246 [Report] >>83063285 >>83063295 >>83063296 >>83063306 >>83063404 >>83063406 >>83063533
Why didn't getting fit get me any pussy? People mistake me for an athlete or something all the time, but I'm just a 30+ virgin who loves the gym.
Anonymous No.83063273 [Report] >>83063319
that's why childhood friends are the best partner possible
Anonymous No.83063285 [Report]
>>83063246 (OP)
do you ever make moves on womyns?
Anonymous No.83063295 [Report] >>83063327
>>83063246 (OP)
what if I had a gf at 16 but she we only hung out at a cafe (for which I paid for) before she went home? And her DMs would all consist of some retarded one liners she read online, no genuine conversations
Anonymous No.83063296 [Report] >>83063533
>>83063246 (OP)
because normalniggers are pathological liars and deliberately give misleading advice out of malice. "Just hit the gym bro" will always be cope.
Anonymous No.83063306 [Report]
>>83063246 (OP)
>Why didn't getting fit get me any pussy?
it's not about muscles, it's mainly about bones
Anonymous No.83063319 [Report] >>83063533
>>83063273
my childhood sweetheart married some older guy for stability and to be able to move away from her strict parents
Anonymous No.83063327 [Report]
>>83063295
also no kiss or anything like that. She was an ugly duckling and a retarded one at that
Anonymous No.83063359 [Report] >>83063370
this could be you anon
Anonymous No.83063370 [Report]
>>83063359
when do i learn to cast fireball and levitate?
Anonymous No.83063404 [Report]
>>83063246 (OP)

Now you can intimidate people though. You won't be subject to many of the Darwinian influences other non-muscular virgins are.
Anonymous No.83063406 [Report]
>>83063246 (OP)
Well, did you ask?
I'm skinnyfat and I asked, I got pussy
Anonymous No.83063438 [Report]
I had my chances at 15-16-17 but autismo kicked in
Anonymous No.83063533 [Report]
>>83063246 (OP)
>Do you converse with many folks?
>Do you put yourself in situations to get pussy?
>How's your fashion?
>Do you drive a car?

There are many factors my guy.

>>83063296

>>83063319
Many people got married for such and it fell apart later on. Stop focusing on one girl, you have to have multiples because these girls are definitely talking to multiple dudes.