Thread 83068668

Hows your sex life anon, please share with the other sex havers to spread the joy. Thank you for doing your part.

>>83068668 (OP)
I have no sex life because I've never had sex.

Getting Kobeni pregnant...

>>83068668 (OP)
lost my virginity last saturday, had sex yesterday

life is good

>>83068668 (OP)
I am a virgin waiting for marriage anon, so nonexistent.

>>83068717
Download grindr

>>83068723
Kobeni cannot get pregnant because she is a lady

>>83068742
I'm not gay thoughbeit.

>>83068668 (OP)
have a new girlfriend for under a month now, already have a smooth thing going in terms of routine. she's easy going so great for me. older than me, all of my ltr girlfriends have been older than me which i hope to keep that way.

she comes to my place on the days she has off and we have a routine of going two rounds currently. the foreplay is insanity as we both look forward to seeing each other. i cum inside raw of course and i make sure i give her an equal amount if not more of genuine orgasms. for her body she seems to work best with a combination of everything all at once or sequenced together at least and i always get her there. i usually try to get her off before i cum so i don't have to worry about it, otherwise if i rush it she orgasms at the same time as i do or right after with my help.

she's said that me cumming inside basically guarantees she will orgasm either same time or almost get her there with just a little more help right after. that's only if again i rush things and don't get her off before i fuck her

>>83068668 (OP)
One a week, My Girl of 4 years isnt keen on having sex but theres nothing to do in our little town that most of our time is just getting high and smashing pissers. We re getting a place by hopefully Christmas

>>83068854
>My Girl of 4 years isnt keen on having sex
why so?

>>83068991
She is a tiny Four foot Eight inches chinese girl and Im a Six foot one guy, thats why

>>83068668 (OP)
>KHHV?
>just V
I'm one of those guys who uhhh... repressed too long but once I get the ball rolling, I chase that high for the next few weeks

Like, last month alone I JUST started sexting BUT I've sexted with like 20+ guys/girls alone in one month
There are some genuine hotties out there phew....

>>83069019
why are you with a chinese girl and why do you say 6'1 like it's tall, retard?

>>83068668 (OP)
I fuck my gf (whom I've been dating for about 5 months now) about 1-3 times per week. Finally forcing her to get on birth control by the end of November so that I don't have to worry about pregnancy anymore. Best pussy I've ever had it makes me bust way too fast. Terrible at oral sex though and she rarely does it.

>>83069091
>1-3 times per week
she's with someone else most likely

Thankfully prostitutes exist.

>>83069165
this is an unpaid sex thread, incel

I just got married. My new sex life is great. I love my husband even more now. It was well worth waitin and letting him take my virginity.

>>83069873
Are you the one in the sex thread yesterday? Did you try lotus position?

>>83068668 (OP)
a girl touched my peanits 13 years ago once

>>83069154
Annnnd a moid is having cuck fantasies again. Hey, it had to happen eventually... maybe next time we'll pass the record of 5.6 seconds without thinking about chad fucking women.

ive only had sex once, happened for 5 seconds and i got way too scared and upset. I was around 6 years old and I didnt know what sex was, was with my older cousin (not related to, so step cousin I think?). I knew that it had evil connotations to it despite not knowing what sex was.

>>83069897
Probably since you mentioned lotus. And yes, I did enjoy it. I've enjoyed every positon we've done so far. Spooning was awkward, though.

I gave him one of my Adderall xr's yesterday. Since he doesn't have adhd, he was able to finally stay up and be at my energy level. I think this is why many robots here stimfap, lol. He didn't like it very much though so I'm not going to make him. We only went at it three times yesterday since we're now we can go do other things on our honeymoon and we're not tired from traveling. Traveling takes a lot out of us! We'll likely go twice since we gotplenty of plans for today. It think it's that this is all new to me is why I want it so much. It isn't for him.

>>83068668 (OP)
Last time I had aex was a couple years ago with an ugly prostitute

>>83069981
>Adderall xr
No wonder why you are energetic.

>>83070026
I'm naturally energetic. I have adhd. I'm also athletic since I workout a lot. It actually brings me down. It does that to us with adhd, just like all stimulants. I've actually been drinking a lot of coffee since Friday. I've already drank almost tje entire first pot so I'll have to make another one for him when he wakes up.

I haven't been taking my Adderall since Friday. He does workout, but really to stay healthy which I made him do as a condition of our relationship.

It's really beautiful here.

>>83070079
Are you who I think you are? What are your thoughts on getting eaten out?

>>83070307
Probably. I am very noticable. So you'd already my answer: oral sex is disgusting. He asked, but I declined.

>>83068668 (OP)
I'm just 25, I don't have one yet

>>83070329
I knew it. Your life has become very positive since you started dating him.

>>83070367
Not really positive. There's been a lot of uos and downs since we started dating. It's gotten better in some ways, and it's also gotten worse. I hate the job I have now even more than that midnight shift position, but it has helped healthwise in many ways like I no longer have hypothyroidism. Many of my autoimmune conditions also became worse, but now I have him to be there during the worse episodes. I love the companionship, but he fucking snores (though not so far since we've been on our honeymoon.) I love our dates, but we go on a bit of them so it's costly. I love that he's convinced me to try harder in my fitness and get a bit back up where I was at one time, but I'm not enjoying it like I used to when I was younger.

So, pluses and minuses. The biggest plus though is the new experience with sex. I missed out though and I'm hating myself for waiting so long due to my own hatred.

Anyways, he's up. He slept late. I must have really worn him out. Maybe I can get a session out of him :).

>>83070419
Have a good day. Both you and your husband. He's a lucky guy to have someone like you.

>>83068668 (OP)
The entire concept of a "sex life" as something that needs to be evaluated and discussed is asinine and destructive. Are you in love? Are you in a relationship? Then figure it out in private.

>>83068668 (OP)
n/a since 2017 irl
2 online if that counts, i didnt find one attractive but she was kind and i wish she didnt leave cus life was nicer having someone to msg and spam me