Thread 83069039

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It's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories of your own lovely mom, MILFs, or any other relatives you fancy. Discussion of the biology, politics, and psychology of consanguinamory is encouraged. Cucks, cuckspamming, and fetishspamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!

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>>83069039 (OP)
What's the subject/edition for the week

>>83069087
Topic: When was the last time you were away from your familial object of desire for an extended period of time? When you saw them again was your mom or other relative ecstatic to see you? Share coming home stories!

Requesting auntcest

>>83069087
post your favorite milf / hag

>>83069444
Also give a reasoning why

>making the thread at 3am
Off to a bad start already

mommy's morning coffee

hey nomi
we have been thinking about you since your Halloween update. I hope your brother is overcoming his inner conflict about your relationship.

>>83069039 (OP)
Do you guys use any websites in particular for mom caps

>>83069050
Nice, I go there albeit infrequently.
Do you have any favorite authors?
It's been a minute but I think I remember SpectorDugan and Xarth being pretty good.
I don't really recall any others off the top of my head.

>>83070331
Mommy Balalaika

How many older sister/younger brother couples do we have at this point?

The older brother mentality is easy enough to understand in this context, but the older sister mentality is puzzling

Biological urges are winning today. Baby's been nursing less the last couple weeks so it's probably possible too. God I wish we were married so I could just keep him in bed until I'm done
>>83071323
Pretty sure one of my younger brothers has a bit of a crush (since we grew up apart) and if he caught me on the right day I think I'd make his year

>>83069039 (OP)
Is the desire to breed older ladies natural?

>>83069238
The best type of cest

>>83071656
>Biological urges are winning
crank up the oven!

>>83071865
I can't come up with a clever way to say "I don't know if I can even get pregnant again yet" but I AM expecting him for lunch very soon so at least there will be time for fooling around.
>>83070928
Yeah, it's been quite a while now hasn't it? I wonder if that's a good sign or not.

>>83071694
The desire to breed in general is a natural thing. Hell I've had those thoughts for my mother and my sister. If things were different in my life and I knew for a fact that my mom and sister were into the idea I would absolutely do a three way with them. Love them both dearly and want to satisfy them in all manners including sexually but alas, I know neither of them are up to the thought of getting railed by me. It's probably for the best if we're honest. My mother is happily married to my father and my sister already shut me down several years ago when that conversation came up.

>>83069039 (OP)
For any new mommybros that might appear

>>83072212
Care to give details on what happened with your sis, or no?

Manifesting an Enon update

>>83072418
Very surface level since I'm not interested in revealing too many indentifiers here. Her and I were talking while I was helping with something. The topic of sex came up I popped the question to her and she immediately and damn near violently shut me down. Neither of us have talked about it since. My feelings are still the same where she's does things I find incredibly retarded but I still love her and want to take care of her in any aspect I can. Plus seeing her growth from where she was to now was down right amazing. Unfortanately for me like my attempts with women outside my own family I am immediately shut down. Not like I'm an unattractive person or have a shit personality I just seem to find myself in a position where no matter what I do or how I do it I am immediately shut down.

>>83072568
Sorry that didn't work out. How long ago was that?

>>83072806
Well over a decade.

>>83072485
Are guys really attracted to the gross neet girlfailure type?
Even if she's a hag and related to you by blood?

>>83072900
One of the biggest misunderstandings I hear from women is that they think guys want a woman who is accomplished, educated, worldly, and successful. The vast majority of men could not care less about that, and some even find it to be a turn off. A guy just wants a woman who will care about HIM, anything else is irrelevant.

>>83072900
Younger men seem to have a thing for the whole "unkempt gooner loser" thing. I wonder if maybe it makes someone seem more approachable. Could also be yandere-adjacent, like a "she has nobody/nothing else" kind of thing?
>>83072965
>some even find it to be a turn off.
Too real. Lots of guys just want to come home to somebody waiting for them who missed them, and some are at least a little threatened by the idea of not being the "main" breadwinner.

>>83073009
Pardon me if the question is offensive, but how close are you to that femneet fujo pervert girlfailure archetype?
And is your brother into it?

>>83073054
Pretty close I guess. I used to be even more of a shut-in depressed introvert than I am now. I think my social anxiety keeps me at least somewhat in line. In the summers I would barely leave my apartment because I got time off work.
>And is your brother into it?
He's at the least not REPELLED by it. I think he likes it better when I put in the effort to look nice for him, though.

>>83069039 (OP)
Does your mom titmog her female relatives? How about most other women she meets?

>>83071323
Cuzcbro is the only one that is younger than his sister IIRC

it's giving momcest general

>>83073009
>Younger men seem to have a thing for the whole "unkempt gooner loser" thing.
Well, tha explains the whole species of the "restoration video " . We mean are palpable creatures and are naturally drawn to "Can fix it !" thingy.

>>83074344
Hi there! How are things going, anything new?

>>83074673
i got fired from trader joe's for shoplifting and we've been making loooovvvee sober

>>83074738
forgots my name
r9k sucks today btw

>>83072384
Honest to god if I had one day no hold barred with my mother I would be breeding her for the entirety of it. I love my mother dearly and want to be inside her again. I want to fall asleep with my cock still inside her.

Oh what I would give to have that for just that one day

>>83074738
>>83074747
are you broke or just a klepto?
so he ended his self-imposed "break" on sex already?

>>83074738
Yin and Yang there.
Must be feeling really nice going at it sober. Can brag a bit about it.

>>83074799
Have you ever tried flirting with her?

>>83074837
I don't need to pay for rent or utilities so klepto i guess. i was just pocketing candy bars and lip balms for months compulsively
>>83074861
black and white hehehheheheheheh

A few nights ago we were snuggling in bed, had been sleeping, as in sleeping, together for a couple days. I was pent up and ovulating and realllly wanted to break the rules. naturally i hug behind him so im the big spoon, resting my chin on his shoulder and breathing down his neck while he's still asleep. i hug tighter and stretch my left leg over his until he's starting to sorta wake up. his sleepiness was cute and made me giggle and go into a cutesy voice to annoy him mmhf i said "Thanks for letting me sweep in your bed daddy" I LOVE FUCKING WITH HIM so he plays back and we're silly for a bit and then i say im horny quite bluntly to drop the act. he's pushing back straight away but still sleepy ofc "stop it baby" all this crap. When I notice that he's hard my hand creeeeps over to feel it, I'm only using my middle finger to trace the shaft over his boxers, running it up and down, speeding up, adding another finger- it only took like one minute to have my hand under the waistband without resistance. i thought it was vry erotic to be behind him like that and giving a handjob, whispering in his ear too. I can't let it only be this so i TELL him i'm going to get a condom. missionary is my favorite position we did that and cowgirl

>>83075157
So how black are you exactly?

>>83074738
>>83075157
Nice! Congrats on the breakthrough!

>>83069039 (OP)
bros I think I'm going to actually make a move on my mother.
>grew up with her and no father
>She was a shitty parent
>manipulative and toxic beyond belief
>lying, controlling, turning her boyfriends against her own kids
>gold chaser, almost certain she prostituted herself
>always preferred my brother over me
>never present in my life, taught me nothing except paranoia

I moved out as soon as I could without any legal issues (18). Then she suddenly switched and wanted to talk, etc. Obviously, she wanted to regain control. She called every christmas, etc. I never picked up the phone. I never saw her nor spoke to her for almost a decade. Recently though I got a letter delivered to her house and my brother notified me. I went there, obviously angry she took the fucking letter instead of telling the postman I don't live there since ages. She took the letter because she wanted an opportunity to talk to me and regain control over me. I told her next time she takes my mail I'll call the police (it's illegal) and left.

But since I saw her I thought I could actually bang her. She has big tits, started wearing glasses and kind of fits my type. She's obviously still a manipulative bitch that immediately told my bro I was hostile and threatened her, but at the other hand she's obviously desperate to get in touch with me. I'm thinking of calling her up to meet and tell her I'm ready to reconcile but I need her to wank me or something. I'll follow up with more once (if) I decide to do it, rn I can't but I'm strongly considering the idea at the moment.

>>83071656
So it's like a power thing? Like when you were younger you were physically stronger and more intelligent and he depended on you, and now he's a grown man who depends on no one but he still remembers you fondly for taking care of him and in his mind you're still cooler and more intelligent?

Am I crazy?

>>83076121
Unless she's truly willing to do anything to get you back in her life, I don't see this working. But it sounds like you have nothing to lose in terms of a relationship with her, so try it for the lulz I suppose. Just be prepared for her to exaggerate what you said to your brother if she rejects you.

Need 9ft tall aggressive vampire mommy

>>83076250
GOoD GRIEF SHES NAKED

>>83076145
We grew up apart. He was like 16 or something when we met. It's not uncommon for there to be some kind of sexual attraction in cases like that.

bump 4 mummmy

Thread needs some more big tits I think.

>>83073694
My mom and her sisters all pretty much have the same breast size. She mogs my sister, my dad's sisters, and the average woman though

>>83077602
What the fuck bro you stole my picture

>>83077632
>was typing my post and didn't make sure to update the thread before hitting post
Whoops

>>83077598
Holy shit the original

>>83077727
Another variant for you

Where are the Europeans?
@punic anon
@Felix
@Neet chan
@Nomi
@finnanon

A love between a mother and son is the purest form of love
You should also save your virginity for mommy, she should be the one to teach you how to make love

>>83076145
need need so fucking bad
90% of my self improvement is motivated by the thought of fucking my mom's brain out (tenderly)

>>83076121
if you want quality mom snizz then go for it bro, the only thing i would say is that if she has been incredibly manipulative in the past she would undoubtedly use that against you in the future.

>>83069039 (OP)
>>83069104
mommy was only ecstatic to see CHADSON

I always wanted to rape my aunt

Everything's going well on our end. She doesn't wanna leave the house anymore, she says she has everything she could ever want inside so why go outside?
The last time she willingly left the house was when we went to watch the Chainsaw Man movie and I'm pretty sure she would have blown me in the theater if we hadn't been surrounded by zoomers.

>>83075157
would you describe what your dad looks like? is he fit or have dad bod? balding or looks younger than his age?

I just love the idea of a mom reluctantly going along with her son's sexual bullshit only to get swept up in the chaos and end up enjoying it

>>83080275
Reluctant momcest is the best

>>83074885
No and unfortanely that won't work for someone who is happily married, highly religious and works in the mental health field.

>>83080009
Time to knock her up

I know you guys picture Belle Delphine for Nomi, but I can't help think of her as Perona from One Piece

I get the feeling she's banned, a janny skimmed over one thread, concluded in his infinite wisdom she's underage and banned her harshly

>>83081092
I really hope not. I've become too invested in her story to not know how it ends. Her love for her brother is so pure.

Spending my time making accounts on grok and making my mother make out with me

>>83081092
I sure hope she doesn't find out about resetting the router or posting on a mobile device changes the IP haha

>>83081324
What's the need for multiple accounts? Do you get banned on it too lel ?

>>83081610
NTA but if you are addicted you will end quickly running into daily limit, so instead of waiting like 24hr you just create another account within like ~1min using temp mail
but desu I have no clue how people using grok nowadays after they cucked it with censorship

>>83075440
half or probably a little less than half i guess because my mom isn't as dark as that video
>>83075960
tymwah
>>83080255
he's only in his early 40s and look good his family doesnt bald it seems like my grandpa has a full head of hair. he has a few inches on me but i'm tall and usually looks pretty disheveled, upper body strength/muscle with a bit of a belly

>>83080281
I like it when it's reluctant at first but spirals out into full blown loving it.

>>83081806
>tymwah
Thank You, My White-Ass Hoe?

>>83081324
You're not worried that those pictures are being stored on a server somewhere and might get leaked out to the world if there's ever a data breach?
That's what stops me from doing that.

>>83081610
>create new account
>reach daily limit
>delete account
>repeat
>>83081713
>how people using grok nowadays after they cucked it with censorship
Is there an alternative?
>>83081936
At this point, who cares, those images got probably already fed to AI anyway, as they were on facebook

>>83081927
don say that bullshit around me

>>83081806
If you weren't crazy I'd be your biggest cheerleader
I'm just worried one day you'll sperg out and ruin your father's life

>>83081324
I'm up to 800+ videos saved at the moment.

>>83081713
>if you are addicted
Nigger, the limit is like 20 prompts or something, it takes 15 just to get it actually generating anything visible.

>>83082062
They're past the point of no return just ride the wave and wait for it to be on the news in 2 years

>>83082062
This

>incestuous love affair destroyed by the outside world
Harsh but understandable
>incestuous love affair destroyed from the inside
Unforgivable

>mommy gives you a handjob but you are not allowed to cum normally

wat do

>>83082658
you pulled that out some other thread in the catalog of /r9k/

>>83082062
Say what you will about hapa-chan like she never scored but at least she'd never put her dad in danger
This one is unhinged and just a ticking timebomb

>ass masseur
I think I lifted the tab on a can that says "cousin sex". Replied to her thirst trap ass story with a spin about gains and gym and shit and she actually asked for my opinion on her ass. It's not much as of now but i've built a solid foundation for having an excuse to reply to her thirst traps from now on.

>>83083123
Nice going, a-m. Cousin ass massage soon hopefully

>>83083123
how's ass mom doing?

>>83083123
Is this cousin from your mom's side? How does her ass compare to the other women in your life?

>>83081713
Wait, you get free credits with a new account? Or like there is a daily cap even if you have the needed credits?

>>83081398
Resetting doesn't work for everyone

For me? It's materleches

>>83083212
Thanks. My ability to kickstart stuff with my relatives' asses seems more and more proven. I need her to give me 1 chance, i've discovered with my experience with my gf that im quite a virilie pest that knows how to satisfy. My big plus is that im quite selfless in bed, Im confident i will make her forget all her exes.
>>83083308
It didnt get satisfied by it's own spawn for quite some time now
>>83083389
Dad's niece, dont really have anybody close from mom's side. Actually all 3 of them are similar. Gf the least cuz she is skinny but all 3 are tight and round type. Mom's is a bit more muscular which can make it appear not too ideal when she's flexing it while standing and stuff, while cousin is a textbook round midsized butt, unlike mom she also has fat on the far ends, it evenly filled.

Mom is kinda ( v )
Cousin is ( | )

>>83071694
Yes, it just historically didnt happen as often because women were married off by that age. Back in caveman times it probably was more common for young bulls to bag a hag that was wandering around. Technically you are ready to breed as soon as you have sperm

>>83083105
i like the crazy she gets things done hapa would tie a noose if she came back

>>83083584
workout together -> netflix and chill

>>83083743
2 years ago she actually invited me to her town to stay cuz her parents were on vacation and we watched netflix together lol. Too bad i didnt get any vibes from her. Different story with her friend though but it wasnt really time and place (sha had a bf)

>>83072965
Probably would think differently if I were that age and had already money to my name. Then it makes sense to want a younger wife.
As a young guy I find the idea of impregnating an authority figure hot

>>83083890
>As a young guy I find the idea of impregnating an authority figure hot
This but its also about corrupting and playing with them. On pol they always scream whores about career women but many of them are chronically underfucked and lack sexual experience. Especially the government workers are often shy and rather lame. They are still women though so they adjust to demands of a man if presented well. Recently messed up with one though unfortunately

>>83076121
I'm very interested. You need to make this happen. Unfortunately, I don't have any experience with narcissists or manipulators, so I don't have any advice for you.

>>83069444
Priya Rai, she really looked great very long

>>83081324
If only it didn't warp my face so badly, on the other hand women faces are almost always perfect

A lovely titcow for yous
https://www.instagram.com/p/DQ6gwyJDWss/

>>83071694
Depends, I find that younger women are hotter but this *I must breed desire* I usually get the most with hags. Not the sloppy kind but the ones who are well-maintained and always were relatively pretty. There is something magical about big hag asses.

>>83083584
>didnt get satisfied by it's own spawn for quite some time now
mommy needs attention too get back to it a-m

>>83083847
well. update if anything happens but not sure it's worth if things are solid with the gf

What would Freud say about the mixed race girl dadcock phenomenon

>>83084563
It's not just mixed race girls, they're just the ones that end up here. The normies talk about their daddy fantasies on twitter, reddit, tumblr, etc

>>83084142
What a unit, hot

Mothers deserve their sons creampies.

>>83084563
he would say that you need to fuck off, fucking retarded cuck

>>83085868
it was about hapa and kels

My mom made mac and cheese for dinner

>>83086294
Make mac and cheese out of her.

Mommy is the only woman who will love you no matter what, never abandon you, and who has loved you since the beginning, it's normal to want to show her how much you love her
>>83085456
Truth.
>>83086659
Lmao my first thoughts exactly

>>83086939
>Mommy is the only woman who will love you no matter what, never abandon you, and who has loved you since the beginning, it's normal to want to show her how much you love her
We need to renormalize multigenerational homes, I would be 100% okay with my kids living with me well into adulthood if we had the space. Especially if I had a son to grab things I can't reach easily for me

>>83087449
With the type of thread this is, I didn't mean convenience

>>83087496
Well, obviously a grown son around the house would be nice for sex too. And cuddling naked under the blankets with a movie on, taking long hot showers together, skinny dipping in the pool together, and kissing under the mistletoe...

>>83087553
How romantic of you

>>83087621
Just very physically affectionate and lacking certain barriers around familial relationships. Would be great if sex were normal as a way to express affection among close relatives imo

>>83072384
I've posted here before on the off occasion. I mainly lurk. I'm in love with my mom, especially her feet. I will never bone her but I'd be lying if I said I didn't think about it multiple times every day and stare at her toes anytime she's barefoot. Got plenty of creepshots of those feet of hers. She doesn't get me a bingo but she's still my dream girl.

>>83087553
I envyy the son who finds himself in this situation. Just the thought alone gives me the intense desire. A need to breed if you will.