Thread 83075132

>Be me
>In high school
>Go to a nearby store during break to buy some snacks and a energy drink

Now for some background. I used to carry a condom that my chad friend gave me in by jacket.
The reason why I carried it around was just in case I suddenly got laid at a party or something (I didn't).
Thinking back to it it probably would have been way too big since my friend has a way bigger penis than I.
He also later revealed that the condom he gave me was super old and apparently had a hole poked through it and the only reason he gave it to me was because he was 100% sure I wouldn't get laid.

>Go to checkout
>qt 3.14 cashier spotted
>Keep your cash in the same pocket as the condom
>Fucking remind yourself to NOT pull out the condom instead of the 10e note.
>Get ready to pay
>Reach into your pocket
>Feel around a bit until sure you grabbed the cash instead of the condom
>pull out the condom in front of all of my schoolmates and the cashier
>Everyone start laughing at you while you swap the condom with the 10e bill and very awkwardly pay.
Fuck my life

What's the problem? You are some school-going kid (over 18 no doubt, I know you can be over 18 and attend school of some sort) and you did something awkward in front of your classmates. Seems chill.

I hope you learned from this not to take condoms from randos next time. They are supposed to protect you from AIDS and stuff like that, you know? Kinda important to have them work.

>>83075290
This was 3 years ago. I am 21 now and have been a neet for 2 years.