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Anonymous No.83077887 [Report] >>83078787 >>83078833 >>83078898 >>83078930 >>83079021 >>83079087 >>83079259 >>83079340 >>83081141 >>83081278 >>83081401
What are the cringeist/craziest ideas, temptations or thoughts you had lately that you would tell no one about
Anonymous No.83078238 [Report]
I mean, other than rape or relapsing or both? None
Anonymous No.83078787 [Report] >>83078854
>>83077887 (OP)
Smoking meth with my momma
Anonymous No.83078833 [Report]
>>83077887 (OP)
I was considering downloading Grindr to find a guy to have sex with
Anonymous No.83078854 [Report] >>83082420
>>83078787
To have 10 hour sex with her?
Anonymous No.83078898 [Report]
>>83077887 (OP)
I should k1ll myself.
Anonymous No.83078930 [Report] >>83079286 >>83079323 >>83081874
>>83077887 (OP)
I kind of want to drop out of uni with only 7 months remaining and work as a cashier full time and play dota in every free hour of the week.
Anonymous No.83079021 [Report]
>>83077887 (OP)
wanting to troon out
Anonymous No.83079087 [Report]
>>83077887 (OP)
I want to get stoned and naked with a bunch of dudes and then engage in a massive circlejerk.

In general I love circlejerks and I think they shouldn't be seen as gay. Men simply need to ejaculate frequently, it's like peeing. Society will never accept it, however.

I don't care if society thinks I'm gay or not, I'm confident in my sexuality, it's just that I strongly despise and feel disgusted by gay culture. Besides I would rather fuck women.
Anonymous No.83079259 [Report] >>83081832
>>83077887 (OP)
I want to be a kid again and be punished and humiliated sexually by my old teachers, I want them to forcefully undress me and talk to me in that mock-pity way that parents use when their kid is being unreasonable/dramatic.
I want to protest loudly, be upset, and I want them to just continue as if it was a normal everyday way of discipline, as they maintain their "oh poor you" attitude.
force me to be in class naked, tickle me, squeeze my balls, post orgasm torture me, pin me down and just fucking abuse me, and the more I resist the worse it gets. Afterwards I want them to put the blame on me for not following the rules, and make it all out to be my fault.
God I would do so much just to get to experience it, even if it was just one time.
Anonymous No.83079286 [Report] >>83079307
>>83078930
You may as well finish at this point.
Anonymous No.83079307 [Report] >>83081320
>>83079286
It's too depressing and stressful.
Anonymous No.83079323 [Report] >>83080773 >>83081874
>>83078930
dude I'm in the same boat, uni has been a struggle for me and now with only few months remaining I feel completely burnt out and I can't do anything, But because there's not a lot of time left people will tell you to join work a little harder ignoring that you've been doing that for the past few years and that's why you're completely done now
Anonymous No.83079340 [Report] >>83079446
>>83077887 (OP)
When it comes to sexual fantasies I'm an awful degen and I'm not sure I should even share
Anonymous No.83079446 [Report] >>83079490
>>83079340
>I'm not sure I should even share
tease
Anonymous No.83079490 [Report] >>83080164
>>83079446
it's just embarassing and likely not what you expect, it's really pervy
I'm not a tease, anon
Anonymous No.83080164 [Report] >>83080829 >>83081769
>>83079490
>it's really pervy
we're all anons here friend.
plus somebody already wrote that they essentially wanted to be raped as a child (presumably again) so I think you're in good company
Anonymous No.83080218 [Report]
I want a guy to Dutch Oven me. I should probably kill myself I hate being this autistic
Anonymous No.83080251 [Report]
Trooning out and be a mindless sex toy for someone who just provides me food, water, shower and internet (and maybe sometimes some new cute clothes that I can wear for him). Be mindless and just play games whole day and cook dinner
Anonymous No.83080773 [Report]
>>83079323
It's physically painful for me to cram this useless knowledge into my brain cells at this point.
Anonymous No.83080829 [Report] >>83081690
>>83080164
what about rimming horse assholes
Anonymous No.83080886 [Report] >>83080905
I want to reinvent myself into a bimbo slut. I've tried to slut out in the past, and my emotions wouldn't let me. I'm in a different place now and think it would be fun.
Anonymous No.83080905 [Report]
>>83080886
It's a bit difficult as a man.
Anonymous No.83081141 [Report] >>83081307
>>83077887 (OP)
Ive jacked off on a train track. There was a crossing nearby so i could see if a train was coming before I came. I want to have sex like this next time.
Anonymous No.83081278 [Report] >>83081314
>>83077887 (OP)
Abducting Andrew Tate, putting him on HRT and breaking his mind until he's a cock crazed slut with big tits and then releasing humiliating videos of him online and freeing him. Sadly I don't have the means. I need a car and a soundproof basement.
Anonymous No.83081307 [Report] >>83082117
>>83081141
Are you Indian? Organic chemistry.
Anonymous No.83081314 [Report]
>>83081278
I'd do the same except put him on roids and force him to grow a big gay chest and a juicy ass.
Anonymous No.83081320 [Report] >>83082058
>>83079307
And you think just working retail forever is going to be different?
Anonymous No.83081401 [Report] >>83081450 >>83081581
>>83077887 (OP)
there's an influencer (who's basically retired cuz she doesn't post shit anymore) named susu_jpg. she's an e-hag who doesn't get naked. she came out having a kid recently.

basically, not only do I wanna see her naked, but also I wish she recorded her getting impregnated on video so I could see it.
Anonymous No.83081450 [Report] >>83081526
>>83081401
oh no you are so weird
thats so cringe and crazy
Anonymous No.83081526 [Report]
>>83081450
yeah, it's much more strange than I'd like to admit. there's a good reason tho. she used to do ero modeling. she'd post incredibly clever teasing with showing the stretch marks of her bootyhole and wearing tiny/sling bikinis.

she was wild, but then she stopped bc too many people were leaking her lewds. she even contemplated actually becoming naked, but then became some boring twitch streamer instead. with her old fanbase backing her, she made enough to move out and buy a fuckin mansion. hence, she's settled down completely. every now and then, she makes some lewds for some side cash. insane.
Anonymous No.83081581 [Report]
>>83081401
also an Italian titcow streamer named shiftymine. she's some Dubai hoe now, but she is the least fake looking and most natural sisa that I've ever seen.

(I'm not a paying simp at least)
Anonymous No.83081690 [Report]
>>83080829
Not even close to the perviest thing I've heard. Also you like what you like, if it makes you bust a nut and feel great then more power to you, friend.
Anonymous No.83081769 [Report] >>83082035
>>83080164
>plus somebody already wrote that they essentially wanted to be raped as a child
Anonymous No.83081791 [Report]
temptiest
Anonymous No.83081832 [Report]
>>83079259
>it's diddle or be diddled
Anonymous No.83081874 [Report] >>83082058
>>83078930
>>83079323
It won't get you a job anyway
Anonymous No.83082035 [Report]
>>83081769
meaning: somebody already perved out and told everyone that their fantasy was to be sexually abused as a kid, so why would licking horse butts be considered extreme

faggot
Anonymous No.83082058 [Report] >>83082250
>>83081320
I've worked a lot in my life too, it's one reason my studies are 1 year delayed. Neither manual labor or office work with emails is as depressing to me as trying to finish my masters. But maybe a long-term job for years and decades will depress me differently.
>>83081874
That's true, but it's a status signal at least. Giving up halfway would lower my status a lot. I'm from a minority that values degrees a lot.
Anonymous No.83082117 [Report]
>>83081307
No. Unlike them i know the train would kill me.
Anonymous No.83082250 [Report]
>>83082058
Future you will thank you for finishing. Thug it out anon.
Anonymous No.83082420 [Report]
>>83078854
Pretty much. I'd also be fine with just eating her out while she smokes herself retarded.
The whole idea is vile, but there is also something very appealing about both corrupting her by pushing her to such degeneracy and to also make her enjoy herself to an unnatural degree through drugs and sex.
I don't like that I like this idea, it actually bothers me a bit.