Thread 83077985

>wake up through my alarm
>immediately fall back asleep
>dad wakes me up fr
>get out of bed for a coffee n cig
>go through my vacation pics
>take me back please
>make my bed
>change into work clothes
>get more coffee n cigs
>be ready4work
>here we g0 again bleh

There is not a world where suicide takes this many steps . Do better, aspie

>>83077985 (OP)
nigger (female) kill yourself

>>83077985 (OP)
posts his suburban morning routine like it's a gulag memoir. fucking kill yourself.

I need a job, sadly I don't think somepony will employ me in this economy.

>>83077985 (OP)
you need a mo better job, anime maid girl poster

>on the Autobahn
>wouldn't mind a truck crashing into my side of the car
>imagine the potential sick
>but we are arriving at the work side s00n
>rip my hopes n dreams
>classic
>>83077996
Im too retarded for it
>>83077999
lole
>>83078030
Life is a big gulag indeed
>>83078046
Idk over here they are desperate for labour at every place
Doesnt tend to be desirable jobs 0of
>>83078079
Yes.
But im a dropout s0 im fucked

>>83078130
I am in comp sci so maybe there is no employment for me in my future :(

>>83078206
why would there be a carp in the bathtub

>>83078295
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_carp
You are welcome anon, it is part of there culture

>>83078206
Fuck euros are weird. WTF.

>arrive at the work side
>time to continue digging a trench for new street lamps
>need a cig while finishing my coffee from home
>ugh
>kill meee
>>83078206
That sounds fancy and is definitely moar useful than being a dropout
Ur doing good

what a morning for a nosebleed

>>83077985 (OP)
Stop making these treads and kill yourself you disgusting tranny faggot

>the trench reached the length we want per day
>actually me & dad would dig further to maximize profits
>but our excavator operator alias lil bro wont work for more
>me & parents agree on me being able to survive on my own in the worst case
>he would be screwed
>welp still better than him being full psychotic & refuse any work
>time for a cig break
>I guess soon we will reach the last part of todays work
>tfw its been around a year now since I came back from my previous vacation
>just to find out my favourite cat died
>in a better timeline I accepted the transfer promotion at amazon
>and have my own place together with my fav cat
>JUST
>lil bro keeps saying he can tell im not in the mood to be alive by the look in my face
>>83078708
Is this you or another person who struggles with nosebleed?
Can you like n0t die please
>>83078718
We can dream anon

>finish with shoveling
>need a cig now
>wish I had moar coffee
>we should be on our way back home in around a hour n half or less
>need to trim or shave off my beard
>grew too much so I dont like how it feels like on my face
>>83078708
Okies dis is someone new methinks
Still d0nt die

>finish with work
>on our way back home
>still wouldnt mind a truck crashing into my side of the car
>I rather dont continue anymore
>>83078708
Did you bleed out???

>arrive back home
>take a shower
>I should shave & go back to the gym
>meh cant bother with it
>mom cooked some noodles
>gonna ignore that
>need coffee n cigs for now
>my grunpyness actually increased
>bacc home
>there is n0thing I wanna do
>epic xd
>kill meee

>visit a McDonald's establishment to get a McFlurry or whatever and hopefully get an understanding of how you're such a homofag
>get spicy nuggies too obviously
>the waitress only bring one Big Tasty dip instead of two like I ordered
>way too tired of being constantly dismissed by hos at this point
>walk up to the colored man at the counter and show him the receipt
>insta get what I deserved
The dip tastes like shidd, but I'm so fucken done with bullies that it doesn't matter.

>end up eating some noodles next to parents
>I put too much chilli powder into it
>cause my stomach is still in flames
>have to deal with a phonecall for the family business
>bad & pricy news
>the issue dates back to when lil bro and dad were running it together
>welp its not the end of the world kind of bad news
>but enough to gib me a big headache
>https://youtu.be/g0JEUPfmu9c?si=E4E6Zr7iOX6_jEPH
>neat
>a new deco miku song
>new hazbin hotel episodes tomorrow
>>83080761
Your post is killing me

New espisode of my chudsloppa is out. Yay. Hopefully it's too moid coded for any hos to try bully me with it to impress chad.

>>83080880
And you'rre killing your poor mother's heart with every dick you suck.
>>83081679
Oh heckaroni.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfvnR8ZHi-8

>>83081686
you seem to think a lot about penises and sucking them
could you please calm down with your faggotry ?

>>83082095
You could get so many upvotes with that comment. Another conservative racist pwned!

>>83082138
>continues with leddit faggotry

craving a borgar

Gosh, I love Georgian pear soda. This is probs what it feels like to have the palate of a child like Ceb.

Actually remembering something by thinking hard feels nice. Like typing key searchwords in your braine for like 10 minutes and it askhully weorks after a while.

Maybe time to accpet that shortie will foerver just see me as ''that weird kid.''

How do I flex my sex appeal to women without coming across as cringy? Do you think its even possible?

>>83084008
it is too late. you missed the boat

>>83084455
But I am such a handsome young man TTTTwTTTT
I am going to go shopping, you want me to get you anything?

Shortie be snoozing shamelessly. I can respect that.

Critters did nothing wrong, I guess. Goodnight.

>0h fuck its pretty late
>get ready2sleep
>please gib me back kanoeanon desu
>goodnights