Thread 83079673

My whole life I've thought I was all that. But at 25, after a couple of drinks and some unexpected self-reflection/introspection, I realized I might actually be one of the biggest losers on Earth. I don't know how to deal with this sudden wave of self-awareness
Wow, I am actually a massive piece of shit

>>83079673 (OP)
explain how bad your life is
I need some drama to eat

>>83079673 (OP)
Being self aware of your flaws is the first step to fixing them

>>83079692
lol
copium much??

>>83079673 (OP)
MY WHOLE LIFE I THOUGHT I WAS RETARDED
BUT AFTER A YEAR'S LONG SOUL-SEARCH AND LOTS OF DRINKING, I REALIZED I MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ONE OF THE BIGGEST BADASSES ON EARTH
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS SUDDEN WAVE OF PIMPIN'-AWARENESS
WOW, I AM ACTUALLY A MASSIVE SAGE WITH EVEN MORE MASSIVE TESTICLES

>>83079696
haha yeah you're right anon you just inherently suck and will always be a loser no matter what you do

>>83079701
exactly what I am saying
stop with your empty words of encouragement
or I will reply with snide remarks to make myself feel better

>>83079710
I try to lift people up instead of tearing them down because I'm not a bitter crab bucket cunt like you
You should try being positive sometime

>>83079716
but if I lift people up I would be the only one left
it's more fun this way

>>83079699
I know why you've adopted this retarded ironic persona. I know you are clowning on the whole "self-discovery" thing to keep it at arms length
You are also a piece of shit lol

>>83079722
this man woke up
determined to make the world a better place
and opened r9k for some reason

>>83079673 (OP)
>I realized I might actually be one of the biggest losers on Earth
You are more self-reflective and intelligent than 90% of people posting here. Congratz. Now that you've realized that you're a fucking loser from every conceivable angle it's time to start actively improving.

>>83079720
But you would also snip at the hands of someone trying to lift you out from the bucket

>>83079732
exactly
I never said I wanted to be out of here

>>83079738
Enjoy rotting in the bucket lmao

>hating yourself

npc behavior

>>83079722
THE FUNNY PART IS THINKING I'M CLOWNING
IT'S ALL ABOUT MINDSET, ASSHOLE
YOU CAN LITERALLY JUST KEEP BUYING INTO YOUR OWN HYPE AND AS LONG AS YOU KEEP DOING SHIT IT KEEPS WORKING
YOU CAN GROW YOUR EGO FOREVER MAX STIRNER TAUGHT ME THAT

>>83079741
thank you, I will very much enjoy my bucket

>>83079748
What you're doing isn't worth it in the long run, anon. Max Stirner didn't teach you anything except how to justify being terminally online with a fragile ego. You'll understand eventually. Throw up a wall and commit to your larp if you like

>>83079756
You're also larping

>>83079780
TSK TSK, JUNIOR DISCIPLE, YOU'VE GOT EYES BUT CAN'T SEE MOUNT TAI.
*DRAGS CIGAR AND BLOWS SMOKE IN YUOR FACE*
MY CULTIVATION JUST KEEPS WORKING, AND LIKE A FINE WINE, GETS BETTER WITH TIME!
IT'S LIKE THE GREAT TAOIST "SONIC THE HEDGEHOG" SAID:
TO BE THIS GOOD TAKES AGES!
>>83079756
FAGGOT