Thread 83080835

spiders like da virgin spi dussy

>>83080835 (OP)
yo ruby i've got a spider that keeps running under my bed. i'm not a virgin but i'll give you a quick tug if you come and get rid of it for me

>>83080835 (OP)
>Only a fair maiden, pure as the driven snow, may eat me after copulation. I am giving her nutrients only if all her eggs are inseminated by me.
Hella based.

>>83081426
there is like one type of spider with this which isnt even the most common tyoe of black widow
meanwhile the vast majority of spiders avoid non virgin sex since spiders are very good at sussing out spider sluts and finding a loyal spider wife

>>83080835 (OP)
>eugenics could eventually allow us to literally smell if a girl is a virgin or not
no wonder they want to demonize eugenics

>>83080835 (OP)
>my spidy senses are tingly
do spidychuds reaylly?