Thread 83099198

How did a guy with such a tiny dick get a gf like Belle Delphine?

>>83099198 (OP)
thats an above average white dick, you are just porn brained

He had a personality which she found attractive

>>83099207
attractive = monetizeable

>boobjob
She has low self-esteem.

I'm not gay but aesthetics are more important than just pure size.

bait thread aside how did belle delphine get as popular as she did
the buck toothed whore isnt remarkable by most standards

>>83099198 (OP)
he's an extremely rich faggot with a nice house.

>>83099229
She's like the Beatles of egirls

>>83099198 (OP)
She has BBC on the side

>>83099216
guess the bf was willing to do porn videos with her for her "career" but that plays into the personality thing

>>83099255
Yeah there's a certain amount of "you must be this into porn to ride" for her bfs. I respect her hustle, she's made some choices and she plays them out.

>>83099198 (OP)
>>83099205
>>83099263
> Belle Delphine

QRD?

maybe she's a real person outside of porn and internet shite. in fact zoomers have made it EXTRA tedious by insisting they're 'playing a character'.

i've known women who did OnlyFans and got their bfs involved (usually with the agreement they never show their face) and it just-so-happens to be, well, their significant other.

anyway i wish these counted as advertising. imagine posting about how much you love War Thunder (and i do hope to god you're being paid).

>>83099229
She looks like a preteen. You vastly, vastly underestimate the number of pedophiles online

>>83099223
That was a tragedy. The filters were also a sign of very low self-esteem even though she was cute. I think bullying from closeted femcels also played a part.

>>83099198 (OP)
that's literally a 7+ inch dick

>>83099314
you dont know what 7 inches look like

>>83099198 (OP)
>tiny
It's literally the size of her face.

>>83099198 (OP)
>How did a guy with such a tiny dick
Oh no :(

>>83099198 (OP)
NOOOO not my cute e-gf :( what are you doing baby girl? Get out of there

>>83099248
Saar, 20 rupees have been deposited

>>83099364
i'm a twink with 100 bodies you projecting nigger i know exactly what 7 inches looks like and it's that
might be a little bigger, like 7.4
but definitely not 8 or above

>>83099198 (OP)
just be white lmaoofjkfl

>>83099231
This picture made me cry fuck you man

>>83099229
Just came in at right time during the TikTok e-girl rush of 2018

This unironically looks like my penis if I could still get that hard except the glans isn't bruised from fapping too much

>>83099444
Where are they buried you sick fuck?!

>>83099444
just because guys with microdicks keep telling you they got 7 inches doesnt make it true faggot

She probably chose an average-sized penis so her subscribers could identify with him, in fact he's probably someone she only calls when she has to film for her OnlyFans

>>83099198 (OP)
seeing his little cock twitching and throbbing with belle is so hot though. he rarely lasts over 3 minutes too

>>83099444
he's almost dead average. i'd guess he's around 6"x4.8". that's definitely not a 7" dick.

>>83099444
>little tiny girl hand is the size of the full shaft.

>>83099229
she tapped into 2 of the 3 things the internet loves. E-girls and memes (the third thing is cats). In fact I think she was one of the earliest e-girls, if not the first. No, I don't count Boxxy as an e-girl. That's a completely different aesthetic.

Belle wasn't just some ho, she did meme shit like the ahego face, cracking eggs on her tits and anything else you could think of, then she took the money and ran. Hate her all you want, but she was much smarter and the knew the game perfectly. She gave the internet what it wanted and left when her 15 minutes were up

>>83099314
no it isn't. her hand is probably 3 inches across the palm, maybe even less than that. and his dick is not even two lengths of her palm from root to tip

>>83099205
>>83099314
That's it boys, we're gonna find out what lead tastes like tonight!

>>83099464
Doro deserves it though

>>83099198 (OP)
Her tit job was an absolute travesty. I cant imagine the retardation you have to have to do something so ugly to your own body. She is rich as fuck too so why couldn't she have at least gotten a better job done?

>>83099198 (OP)
in the few videos where he cums, the orgasms look really satsifying. belle knows how to perfectly service a johnson through orgasm.

>>83099198 (OP)
>How did a guy with such a tiny dick get a gf like Belle Delphine?
Dark Triad guy that basically managed her entire career. One of her first OF vids was her getting kidnapped and raped. So shes probably fully into it too.

>>83099198 (OP)
>>83099229
Belle was the OG e-girl, everyone after her just tried to copy her with makeup style and ahegao face.
She also teased not showing her pussy/tits for the longest time which kept people interested. As soon as she went full nude and doing porn, her popularity took a final dip. People had seen what they wanted to see all that time.

Honestly I'd wife Belle no questions asked. Despite her online career she's been with her bf all that time. Seems genuinely fun to be around as well from the private videos that showed up here and there.

Id fuck belle Delphine but I dont want some bad luck to fall on me after like dying from a morphine overdose

>>83102207
Too bad, Belle Delphine is actually Harold Shipman after he transitioned.

>>83100264
People criticize women for mate-choice copying behavior, but there's something really hot about the idea of being with a woman who every guy and his cat wants to fuck. I guess it's kind of like how we all criticize women for being overly submissive, but half of us are into dommy mommy shit.

>>83102201
>As soon as she went full nude and doing porn, her popularity took a final dip. People had seen what they wanted to see all that time.
She was actually shit at porn though, most of the time she was starfishing or checking her angles in the camera

>>83099198 (OP)
My cock looks to be very similar size to this guys and im only 5 inches long, maybe a little bit more on a good day. I feel a little bit less insecure knowing Belle Delphine, one of the biggest porn whores, gets fucked by a guy similar in size to me.

>>83099198 (OP)
First mover advantage.

>>83099444
That's 5 inches
t. 5.95 inches

>>83102338
you're not gonna believe it but most girls are fucking guys with statistically average penises just like yours, because, statistically, they're the most common

you're totally fine anon

>>83102604
A lot of men arent regularly having sex though. Maybe they all have average dicks?

>>83102624
most men are having sex tho
it is also true that there are more virgin men now than in the previous decades, but one stat doesn't negate the other
being a male virgin that is 25+ is still a very small minority, even today (not shaming, i'm a 28 yo virgin)

so uhh yeah, don't put yourself down, your dick is fine

>>83099198 (OP)
>bigger than me
Why do you have to be so rude