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>so many fantasy advertures 100% skip all practicalities like dealing with basic bodily functions
Because it's fucking mundane and boring. We all know how it works. It needs no explaining or expanding upon. It isn't interesting.
You ever wonder why movies don't ever show the main character's full morning routine to go to work? I'll let you guess.
The only reason to do it, as evidenced here, is for fetishistic reasons.