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>NEET
She dont' know what it even means
>Ugly
No, he's at least average
>Small penis
It doesn't matter, you're matrixed by porn. Anyway gumin have an even smaller vagina.
>weakling
Not really. He's a little weaker than average.
>Literally the whiniest faggot in any media ever
He's very versatile and competent. Sometimes even wise.
>Doesn't have sex with her even once
Pure waifu
>Would cheat on her in a heartbeat and has done so.
He refused to fuck lalatina when he could.

Kuzuma is bretty good. Also remember that since konosuba's world isn't /a/ her loli body and chuuni personality attracts nobody. She's also poor and kuzuma makes money.