What he doesn't realize is that unlike how he projects himself at some point a teenager would have listened, but it just is that it is quietly listening or trying to follow through on their own. I bet to you, just by the writing style. Howie is the I won't read guy, since the I won't read guy is upset people don't sophisticatedly read the archive like him. He is mocking the common question new users give since he thinks 4chan should be selective.