You know what F? You are a fat fuck and I don't care if you show up Saturday. You hold us back not just on the trail but as people. You are so inconsiderate and actually embarrassing to be in public with, we can never do anything nice because F can't behave in public or dress decently. No nicer bars or restaurants ever again sports bars and chain restaurants only for F and the times we brought him to anything beyond chilis he had the audacity to wait until we were all finished to buy a second entree
>Eats two entrees and wants to split the bill evenly

Either way F you told me your shoes don't fit so you can't come to the even surface walking trail the rest of us are going to. Your shoes dont fit you go so fat your sneakers don't fit? you? the guy who begs us to drive him to these walks then dips out and sits at the entrance? Or the guy that walks so slow that half the group gets to enjoy the day and the other half has to chaperone a walrus?