>OP: OH GOD MY WIFE IS READING BOOKS AND NOT A BOYWIFE UGGGHHH I HATE MY LIFE AND REFUSE TO TAKE RELATIONSHIP RESPONSIBILITY!
>OP's GF: Master when will you stop reactiving the love spell?
>OP: NEVER! -activates love spell-
>OP's GF: Yes master I will ruin myself for you. I will tell my mother fuck you and go sleep in the car with you for days while we shoot up heroin... Yes master...