I’m actually allies with some energy vampires. Some have better alignment than others, sure, but I believe everyone’s capable of redemption. Eventually. That’s part of why I’m here. There’s therapy for that kind of chaos, and there’s also the anonymous collective, used well, it can be a force for good rather than destruction.

I try to stay lawful, so naturally I attract the chaotic. That’s the balance.

Come on, man, lighten up. Did I really look like I was in distress?