It's a groovy time for a poopy time
So grab your throte, and grab his seat
But don't forget to slidd somethin' to eat
Delicious scat, a nutritious meat
You can't beat my shitlog for a special treat!
Sucking on my log is really neat!
Don't be like E
And don't be a schizo
Be a good neighbor and follow these rules
What are these rules?
Remember to keep your throte open at all times
Don't pull your log out unless you really need to
Indecent slidding is a Class 2 felony.