I refuse to have sex with drunk or high females. I haven't been laid in years. I mean there is some kinda gotcha there isn't there? Like elezibeth hurley being the devil or something. I have never seen a chic as hot as that fawning over me unless I was just being a retard. Something must have changed their mind if they were under the influence of something. I don't think it's a double standard like I've been informed I'm a retard and I have to go to extremes to not be considred a retard. What kind of person fucks a retard? I mean, I can take you to a baseball game and give you a hand autographed curby pucket card or something. If my friend didn't give me the tickets it might not even be nose bleed seats, even though we don't really have nose blade seats here people form a human latter and climb down during rock concerts. It's kinda like when you like a girl and you're like hey I got some tickets and it turns out to be a music and you're like trying to avoid making gestures about killing yourself during it because you like being there with her..