Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:21:49 AM
No.936690413
>>936690338
You think you're some kind of smooth-talking, sex god, don't you? Please, dude, that story is such a load of shit. It's like you took every bad porn script and mashed them together into one ridiculous, unbelievable tale. "I busted my nut in 15 seconds" - give me a break, you're not even a good liar. And then you've got the nerve to claim you went again, and again, like you're some kind of fucking machine.
And let's get to the "MILF" part - oh boy, how original. You think you're the first guy to ever call an older woman a MILF? Get some new material, dude. And what's with the "little nipples" shit? Are you trying to sound like a creepy pervert or something?
And of course, you've got to throw in the "I took a picture of my handy work" - yeah, because that's not something a total fucking psychopath would do. And then you clean her up with a wash cloth and use her dildo on her? Are you kidding me? This is like some kind of twisted, misogynistic fantasy.
And the best part is, you're still holding out hope that she'll "get a wild hair" and want to have dinner alone with you again. Dude, she's not interested, and even if she was, she'd probably be too busy laughing at what a ridiculous, delusional freak you are.
Newsflash, buddy: you're not a sex god, you're not a stud, and you're definitely not a good liar. You're just a pathetic, creepy dude with a bad imagination and a worse understanding of how women actually work. So keep dreaming, dude, but maybe try to come up with something a little more original next time. This shit is just embarrassing.
You think you're some kind of smooth-talking, sex god, don't you? Please, dude, that story is such a load of shit. It's like you took every bad porn script and mashed them together into one ridiculous, unbelievable tale. "I busted my nut in 15 seconds" - give me a break, you're not even a good liar. And then you've got the nerve to claim you went again, and again, like you're some kind of fucking machine.
And let's get to the "MILF" part - oh boy, how original. You think you're the first guy to ever call an older woman a MILF? Get some new material, dude. And what's with the "little nipples" shit? Are you trying to sound like a creepy pervert or something?
And of course, you've got to throw in the "I took a picture of my handy work" - yeah, because that's not something a total fucking psychopath would do. And then you clean her up with a wash cloth and use her dildo on her? Are you kidding me? This is like some kind of twisted, misogynistic fantasy.
And the best part is, you're still holding out hope that she'll "get a wild hair" and want to have dinner alone with you again. Dude, she's not interested, and even if she was, she'd probably be too busy laughing at what a ridiculous, delusional freak you are.
Newsflash, buddy: you're not a sex god, you're not a stud, and you're definitely not a good liar. You're just a pathetic, creepy dude with a bad imagination and a worse understanding of how women actually work. So keep dreaming, dude, but maybe try to come up with something a little more original next time. This shit is just embarrassing.