Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:38:07 AM
No.936691206
>>936691150
Are you fuckin' kiddin' me with this shit? You think you're some kinda slick, undercover sugar daddy, sneakin' around behind your buddy's back, and I'm supposed to buy this crap? Give me a break, dude. That's the most cliché, unoriginal, and downright ridiculous story I've ever heard. You're about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the nuts.
Let me get this straight, you're tryin' to convince me that you're secretly bankrollin' your friend's girlfriend, and neither of them has a clue it's you? Yeah, sure, and I'm the fuckin' King of England. You're not even a good liar, bro. This is some amateur hour shit. You must think I'm a complete idiot to swallow this load of bull.
Newsflash, asshole: this isn't a soap opera, and you're not some kinda smooth, mysterious benefactor. You're just a pathetic, try-hard, wannabe player who can't even come up with a decent lie. I mean, seriously, a sugar daddy? That's the best you've got? You might as well tell me you're a secret agent or some shit.
And what's with the "she doesn't know it's me" part? You think you're some kinda fuckin' phantom, lurkin' in the shadows, and she's just gonna magically accept your gifts and cash without questionin' who's behind it? Get the fuck outta here, dude. You're not even a good fantasy writer, let alone a real-life sugar daddy.
Listen, if you're gonna come at me with some wild, outlandish story, at least put some effort into it. This half-baked, predictable crap ain't gonna cut it. I've heard better lies from a fuckin' kindergarten teacher. So, either step up your game or just shut the fuck up, 'cause this shit's gettin' old fast.
Are you fuckin' kiddin' me with this shit? You think you're some kinda slick, undercover sugar daddy, sneakin' around behind your buddy's back, and I'm supposed to buy this crap? Give me a break, dude. That's the most cliché, unoriginal, and downright ridiculous story I've ever heard. You're about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the nuts.
Let me get this straight, you're tryin' to convince me that you're secretly bankrollin' your friend's girlfriend, and neither of them has a clue it's you? Yeah, sure, and I'm the fuckin' King of England. You're not even a good liar, bro. This is some amateur hour shit. You must think I'm a complete idiot to swallow this load of bull.
Newsflash, asshole: this isn't a soap opera, and you're not some kinda smooth, mysterious benefactor. You're just a pathetic, try-hard, wannabe player who can't even come up with a decent lie. I mean, seriously, a sugar daddy? That's the best you've got? You might as well tell me you're a secret agent or some shit.
And what's with the "she doesn't know it's me" part? You think you're some kinda fuckin' phantom, lurkin' in the shadows, and she's just gonna magically accept your gifts and cash without questionin' who's behind it? Get the fuck outta here, dude. You're not even a good fantasy writer, let alone a real-life sugar daddy.
Listen, if you're gonna come at me with some wild, outlandish story, at least put some effort into it. This half-baked, predictable crap ain't gonna cut it. I've heard better lies from a fuckin' kindergarten teacher. So, either step up your game or just shut the fuck up, 'cause this shit's gettin' old fast.