Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:45:37 AM
No.936693983
I'm fucking jealous bro's. He might see this post and laugh.
>Former coworker dumped majority of his paychecks into Cryptocurrency 24/7.
>Literally ate one Turkey Sandwich with mayo for lunch every day for 3 years.
>I and others looked at him like he was retarded.
>Always talked about changing his life up, and doing a full on fucking U-turn when he finally got funds to do so.
>What happens? His crypto explodes like a nigger finding out KFC is out of chicken, and he goes to part time instead of full-time.
>Boss is panicking because he had said for 3 years prior, once that shit hits HE IS FUCKING GONE when his foot gets into the right door.
>Starts exercising, puts away soda and other shit.
>Stops wearing glasses, starts wearing contacts, and fixes his sleeping schedule.
>Buys himself a 1.2 million dollar property. 12 acre lake, 200 acres
>Buys his dream car, a 1950s Mercury at a god damn junkyard, sends it to a restorationist and begins driving it as his non-work vehicle.
>Has a huge barn, huge fucking separated garage with a fancy ass guest apartment attached.
>Paid all of it off without mortgage or payment plans or other shit, just money.
>Has enough money to keep the property even in economic collapse and other shit.
>Said he's going to explore and travel the US while his dad, for the first time in his life, gets to take care and relax at a nice property with a paid high price mobile nurse and doctor.
>FFW 3 years, he comes back with a fucking 100/10 Japanese girlfriend.
>What the fuck?!
>Turns out she's some sort of fucking influencer from San Fransisco or some shit.
>FW to now: She's his wife of 5 years, a kid, and a thriving farm business with a meat market.
>Even his sister is jealous because she moved out after HS, threw away her trust fund away by partying, spread her legs to a worthless nigger and now is living on welfare with her newborn and man whose fucking lazy and doesn't want to work.
>Former coworker dumped majority of his paychecks into Cryptocurrency 24/7.
>Literally ate one Turkey Sandwich with mayo for lunch every day for 3 years.
>I and others looked at him like he was retarded.
>Always talked about changing his life up, and doing a full on fucking U-turn when he finally got funds to do so.
>What happens? His crypto explodes like a nigger finding out KFC is out of chicken, and he goes to part time instead of full-time.
>Boss is panicking because he had said for 3 years prior, once that shit hits HE IS FUCKING GONE when his foot gets into the right door.
>Starts exercising, puts away soda and other shit.
>Stops wearing glasses, starts wearing contacts, and fixes his sleeping schedule.
>Buys himself a 1.2 million dollar property. 12 acre lake, 200 acres
>Buys his dream car, a 1950s Mercury at a god damn junkyard, sends it to a restorationist and begins driving it as his non-work vehicle.
>Has a huge barn, huge fucking separated garage with a fancy ass guest apartment attached.
>Paid all of it off without mortgage or payment plans or other shit, just money.
>Has enough money to keep the property even in economic collapse and other shit.
>Said he's going to explore and travel the US while his dad, for the first time in his life, gets to take care and relax at a nice property with a paid high price mobile nurse and doctor.
>FFW 3 years, he comes back with a fucking 100/10 Japanese girlfriend.
>What the fuck?!
>Turns out she's some sort of fucking influencer from San Fransisco or some shit.
>FW to now: She's his wife of 5 years, a kid, and a thriving farm business with a meat market.
>Even his sister is jealous because she moved out after HS, threw away her trust fund away by partying, spread her legs to a worthless nigger and now is living on welfare with her newborn and man whose fucking lazy and doesn't want to work.