>>936698886
>Room with best friend
>He starts freaking out bc low sperm count
>Talking how she wants a family and afraid she'll leave him
>Putting ice on his balls
>Weird dietary shit
>Very annoying time in the house

>She randomly starts hard flirting with me
>Notgonnahappenbitch.jpg
>He starts giving crazy hints
>Like, "I'm going to the store... you two will be all alone" level hints
>Guessitisgonnahappen.png
>A better man would have still said no
>But she caught me between relationships
>After the pregnancy announcement she stopped jumping in my bed
>Considered it a two-way favor and closed that chapter

>Be recently
>She randomly flirting
>He's back on his bullshit
>She and I have been fucking for a couple days

I assumed she didn't like me at the beginning. She does have pretty bad resting bitchface so maybe it was that. Or she never did.