>>936717940
You actually get bathed in scalding hot tea for 1,000,000,000,000,000 years for every sin you committed. Sins like not donating to the Holy Church of the Teacup.
It's okay, we invest your money in things that really benefit the poor, like stopping Africans from using condoms, buying seriously expensive gold bling bling for our bishops and investing in the stock market, betting that food prices will increase.