Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:21:14 PM
No.936720510
heard a new girl is trying to lock down miz. got some rules for her
1. know who he is.
if you don’t already know the name mizkif, what are you even doing? you should be grateful he’s even talking to you. this isn’t some small-time content creator. this is legacy.
2. never make it about you.
you’re not the main character. if chat wants to see you, it’s because you’re with him. don’t get it twisted.
3. respect the history.
you don’t bring up emi. not in a sly way, not in a joke, not at all. and you damn sure don’t try to act like you’re her. that chapter’s over, and you’re not replacing her.
4. look the part.
if people in the comments aren’t calling you a W, you’re done. if they say he downgraded, you’re done. this isn’t just about you being hot, you have to make him look untouchable.
5. don’t be weird about the stream.
you’re dating a streamer, not running a couples channel. you don’t get to dictate what’s content. you roll with it, you laugh, and you don’t cry on discord when the jokes go too far.
6. act like he’s a prize.
because he is. no late replies. no power games. he’s not chasing, you’re lucky to be in the room.
7. don’t be thirsty online.
if your last tweet before he met you was “i hate men” or some OF promo with a thirst trap caption, delete it. or don’t. just know chat will find it and they will judge.
8. have chemistry or get gone.
if you’re awkward on stream, you’re making him look bad. if you can’t banter, if you don’t get the bit, if you make it weird, you’re not the one.
9. make the viewers believe.
we don’t need much. a laugh at his joke. a soft look when you think no one’s watching. something to hold onto. you’re not just dating him, you’re dating all of us, kinda.
10. protect the illusion.
you leave? you better leave quiet. no “he changed” posts. no “i felt controlled” hints. you chose this. and if it ends, you walk away and you shut up.
1. know who he is.
if you don’t already know the name mizkif, what are you even doing? you should be grateful he’s even talking to you. this isn’t some small-time content creator. this is legacy.
2. never make it about you.
you’re not the main character. if chat wants to see you, it’s because you’re with him. don’t get it twisted.
3. respect the history.
you don’t bring up emi. not in a sly way, not in a joke, not at all. and you damn sure don’t try to act like you’re her. that chapter’s over, and you’re not replacing her.
4. look the part.
if people in the comments aren’t calling you a W, you’re done. if they say he downgraded, you’re done. this isn’t just about you being hot, you have to make him look untouchable.
5. don’t be weird about the stream.
you’re dating a streamer, not running a couples channel. you don’t get to dictate what’s content. you roll with it, you laugh, and you don’t cry on discord when the jokes go too far.
6. act like he’s a prize.
because he is. no late replies. no power games. he’s not chasing, you’re lucky to be in the room.
7. don’t be thirsty online.
if your last tweet before he met you was “i hate men” or some OF promo with a thirst trap caption, delete it. or don’t. just know chat will find it and they will judge.
8. have chemistry or get gone.
if you’re awkward on stream, you’re making him look bad. if you can’t banter, if you don’t get the bit, if you make it weird, you’re not the one.
9. make the viewers believe.
we don’t need much. a laugh at his joke. a soft look when you think no one’s watching. something to hold onto. you’re not just dating him, you’re dating all of us, kinda.
10. protect the illusion.
you leave? you better leave quiet. no “he changed” posts. no “i felt controlled” hints. you chose this. and if it ends, you walk away and you shut up.