wait. she's engaged?

nah. nah. you’re joking. miz goes on stream, says he met someone, a 10/10, and we all believed. because when he says it, we believe. because we trust the eye. we trust the instinct. if he says she’s something, she’s something. and now you're telling me she belongs to someone else?

no. this isn’t about her. i don’t care about her. she’s a placeholder, a name we never even got. but she was supposed to be his. our rebound. our reminder that he still wins. not just views, not just content. respect. attraction. validation. we were already writing the story. the edits. the arcs. and now what? she was engaged the whole time?

how do you flirt back with miz and go home to some guy who probably doesn’t even stream? how do you smile at him and think he’s just another dude? he’s not. he’s mizkif. he’s the guy people orbit around. he made entire platforms move for years. he’s the one they still talk about even when they pretend they don’t.

and now some npc fiancé gets to say “yeah, she came home after a shift at disney and mentioned some twitch guy”? that’s how miz exists in that dude’s head? a twitch guy?

nah. sorry. that doesn’t sit right. maybe this is just a bump. maybe it’s just a test. because if there’s one thing i know, it’s that miz doesn’t lose. he gets what he wants eventually. and if not her, then the next. and the next. until the world remembers what they forgot.

she missed her chance to be remembered. whatever, we move. onto the next