>>936762380
>be me
>1994
>17 almost 18
>fat awkward kv, probably undiagnosed aspie
>like this cute delicious flat chest nerd girl, p
>senior year, decide to play football
>at football game (sidelined ofc)
>p introduces me to her friend shithippie
>shithippie has a bit of blue dye in her hair
>don't have the collective wisdom of 20yrs/google/exp with radfemsjws
>otherwise would know to stay away from blue hair dye chick
>she says nothing
>next day, p finds me at lunch
>with worst fake laugh ever, tells me "how funny" it is
>someone likes me. ha! ha! ha!
>hope it's her, but ofc not.
>(actually she did like me, but couldnt admit it then)
>no, it's shithippie
>shithippie goes to another school, so doesn't know what a dork i am
>p gives me shithippie's number
>call shithippie that night
>talk for awhile
>go to xmas play with drama class
>meet her at play
>afraid to scare her off, so play cool
>she sits next to me
>right up against me
>never been this close to a girl before
>later, classmates ask if we did it lol
>nah i remain truthful
>shithippie tells p she thinks i was afraid of her
>lol no just afraid of scaring her off
>meet s for "date" at the mall
>shes with friends
>just walk around the mall for awhile
>as im about to leave, go for the hug
>SUDDENLY, WE'RE KISSING!
>HOW TF IS THIS HAPPENING?!
>my mom comes by to pick me up
>her rearview mirror is all crooked like she was spying lol
>that night on phone with shithippie
You sure surprised me!
>lolwhut? i ask
When you kissed me!
>i definitely did not kiss her
>she definitely kissed me
>we both know this but im not gonna argue
>decide that "maybe god pushed our heads together"
>next 5 months im so happy to have a gf!