Fresh off a major break up after a very long term relationship, on the dating apps for the first time. It's a nightmare to try to arrange a date that doesn't flake, and I'm really chasing this girl 9 years younger. Skinnier body then my ex, but plain face and a bunch of shitty tattoos. Cancels two dates the day before, so I think she's not interested. But every-time I let the conversation die she reaches back out a day or two later with a flirty text.
Then one Saturday she messages me that she's heading back home from a concert right now and is going to stop for drinks at this bar, do I want to join her?
So we meet and she is way better looking then her pictures in a tight going out dress and a lot of makeup, but she's also yammering a mile a minute about the show and making me watch shaky videos of it on her phone and not asking me a single thing.
I figure she's not into me at all so I'm surprised when she asks me to walk her home and then if i would like to come inside.
Still talking a mile a minute she pours me a drink then excuses herself to the bathroom. She takes so long I think about just walking out, until she reemerges in sheer underwear and asks me what I think.
Ch-ching! She gives me one long deep kiss, then has me sit down and starts fumbling with my belt.
I'm distracted though by that kiss, her mouth tasted kind of chemically or metallic and...kind of familiar? I can't place it.
She pulls my dick out and fondles it a bit and won't stop talking about how nice it is which feels good because she's the first new person I've been with in years.
I also realize my mouth has gone completely numb and it hit's me where I know that taste. This chick is yakked to the gills, that's why she won't shut up.
Guess what else goes numb as soon as it enters her mouth? Do you know how hard it is to exit gracefully when a coked up girly thinks you went soft because she's ugly and starts crying?
Then thinks you're calling her an addict when you try to explain why?