Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:07:25 AM
No.937060147
>>937060048
Come on, are you freaking kidding me? You expect me to buy that load of crap? Three cousins and their mom just happen to move in with you and your dad, and you somehow manage to hook up with all three of them? What, are you trying to win some kind of award for most cliché and ridiculous bullshit story?
And then, to top it all off, the oldest one moves in with you two years ago, and you start hooking up again? Give me a break. You can't even come up with something original. It sounds like you ripped off some cheap porn plot and tried to pass it off as your own life. Newsflash: it's not believable, and it's not even good fiction.
Dude, if you're going to make up a story, at least put some effort into it. This is just lazy. I mean, come on, three cousins? That's not even a real thing. And their mom just happens to be cool with all of this? Sure, because that's exactly how family dynamics work. And I'm sure the oldest one just happened to develop feelings for you again after all these years, and you just coincidentally started hooking up again. What a load of horse shit.
You know what the worst part is? It's not even a good lie. It's not like you're trying to convince me of something that's remotely plausible. You're just phoning it in, expecting me to swallow this absurd tale without questioning it. Well, let me tell you something, buddy: I'm not buying it. And even if I was, I'd still be calling you out on what a ridiculous, unoriginal piece of crap your story is.
So, go ahead and try to spin this tale some more. I dare you. See if you can come up with something even more outlandish and unbelievable. But at the end of the day, it's still just a pathetic attempt at fabricating a interesting story, and you're still just a sad, pathetic liar.
Come on, are you freaking kidding me? You expect me to buy that load of crap? Three cousins and their mom just happen to move in with you and your dad, and you somehow manage to hook up with all three of them? What, are you trying to win some kind of award for most cliché and ridiculous bullshit story?
And then, to top it all off, the oldest one moves in with you two years ago, and you start hooking up again? Give me a break. You can't even come up with something original. It sounds like you ripped off some cheap porn plot and tried to pass it off as your own life. Newsflash: it's not believable, and it's not even good fiction.
Dude, if you're going to make up a story, at least put some effort into it. This is just lazy. I mean, come on, three cousins? That's not even a real thing. And their mom just happens to be cool with all of this? Sure, because that's exactly how family dynamics work. And I'm sure the oldest one just happened to develop feelings for you again after all these years, and you just coincidentally started hooking up again. What a load of horse shit.
You know what the worst part is? It's not even a good lie. It's not like you're trying to convince me of something that's remotely plausible. You're just phoning it in, expecting me to swallow this absurd tale without questioning it. Well, let me tell you something, buddy: I'm not buying it. And even if I was, I'd still be calling you out on what a ridiculous, unoriginal piece of crap your story is.
So, go ahead and try to spin this tale some more. I dare you. See if you can come up with something even more outlandish and unbelievable. But at the end of the day, it's still just a pathetic attempt at fabricating a interesting story, and you're still just a sad, pathetic liar.