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LARPOMETER Score
+5 "Long, long ago..."
-5 no dumb dialogue (esp. in quotes)
+5 wholesome "love with pre-molested relative"
+5 Horny-jail-tier sex descriptions
+3 Poster is heroic
-1 no "AND EVERYONE INVOLVED EXCEPT ME IS DEAD NOW" cliche
-5 for sad ending

Result in range of--
1 to 10: LARP, but acceptable writing