>in college, 21 talking to a 22 year old girl on tinder
>meet up after a night of drinking and she offers me some free coke
>im so down to get coked up and fuck
>after i do 2 lines and she does a baby bump, she starts talking about how she loves my car and insists we watch top gear
>i love top gear but im tryna fuck
>we watch top gear for an hour and a half including inviting her roommate in to watch with us until im completely sober from the coke
>finally get her alone and get to town
>she pressures me to go raw even though i hadnt seen any tests from her and wanted to be safe, i pulled out and she was on bc
> turns out she was super close friends with a different girl i fucked earlier that year
>they have a bunch of pics together that i still regularly jack off to
Mustve gotten a good dick recommendation