Nah I’m not doing shit because it’s pouring fucking rain and Comcast won’t fix the god damn cable lines outside so when it rains my internet drops in and out, so I can’t even sit on my ass and watch YouTube all day like a degenerate burnout
Can’t smoke weed because it’s 95° and humid so the garage door has to stay closed or my lumber will proceed to absorb every last fucking iota of moisture in the air and become a nest of small insects and mold.
I want to scream, I can’t do any of the shit I want to do outside and I can’t do any of the shit I want to do inside
I gotta phone post and I swear to god if I accidentally tap this stupid advertisement that shows up right below this reply box one more time I’m going to firebomb a Walmart with fuel made from my own shit