>be born with big dick
>metaphorical "key to the city"
>could bang just about any bitch you like
>but noooooo...
>mental illness!
>you want to BE the girl!
Send every nuke in every nation's arsenal at the North and South Poles. Annihilate them. Raise the water-table immensely while knocking the planet off of its axis. Literally wash the fucking planet CLEAN. End EVERYTHING.