>joined the military at 18 with a GED and spent 4 years traveling to literal vacation destinations, drinking beer, partying with bros, going on adventures
>get sick gibs and go to college tuition free with an extra $50k cash on top of that per year
>milk my vet status to get a cushy WFH job where I send emails and make phone calls
>at the bar or on the golf course by 1 pm anytime i want
>make $180k doing this

Sorry not sorry I gamed the system better than you sad fucks.