She promised me a blowjob if I'd call in sick to work and come to a Halloween party with her. I didn't know that the blowjob was going to end up being on the couch at the party while the host and a couple of other guests watched us. She was always a slut when she got drunk though. I've got a bunch of stories about shit my wife has done when she's drunk, but of course they're Shit larps.

really.