>WELCOME BACK, TYRONE. OH, I SEE YOU CAME WITH AN UBER THIS TIME. DON'T WORRY, I'LL PAY YOU FOR THE COURSE LATER, FOR NOW, LET'S JUST- WAIT A SECOND.... WAS THAT UBER DRIVER A W.... A W-W.... A WH*TE MAN? YOU PAID A WH*TE MAN TO GIVE YOU A RIDE, TYRONE?
>TYRONE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH, YOU KNOW BLACK PEOPLE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO GIVE MONEY TO WH*TE PEOPLE, THIS IS LITERALLY SLAVERY ALL OVER AGAIN. HAVEN'T I TAUGHT YOU ANYTHING? YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TO LET CRACKERS HAVE A SUSTAINABLE INCOME, THEY DESERVE TO STARVE TO DEATH. WHY DO YOU THINK I PAY YOU TO FUCK MY WIFE, TYRONE, OTHER THAN BECAUSE I GET HARD WHEN I SEE THE WHORE I'M MARRIED TO HAVING SEX WITH OTHER MEN WHILE MY FAVORITE WHITE NOISE ARTIST JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND? I'M DOING IT TO CLEANSE MYSELF OF MY SINS AS A WH*TE MAN, AND YOU JUST GO AND GIVE AWAY THE MONEY I PAY YOU WITH TO EVIL RACIST WH*TE MEN, TYRONE, YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER!
>LET ME GUESS, WHILE YOU WERE IN HIS CAR YOU WERE ALSO LISTENING TO SOME SHITTY SONG LIKE "Touched" BY LOVELESS, ISN'T THAT RIGHT, TYRONE? I SAID ISN'T THAT RIGHT, TYRONE???
>IT'S A GOOD THING I SAW HIS LICENSE PLATE BEFORE HE LEFT, I'LL TRY TO TRACK HIM DOWN LATER AND THEN I'LL GO KILL HIM AND STEAL ALL HIS MONEY (YAKUB KNOWS HOW MUCH MONEY HE TOOK FROM OTHER BLACK PEOPLE...)
>OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE TYRONE, YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER, IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME LOOKING AFTER YOU YOU'D STILL BE PICKING COTTON FOR WH*TE SLAVE OWNERS, YOU SHOULD BE REALLY GRATEFUL THAT I'M TAKING CARE OF YOU.