Deodorant causes BO
George Bush telekinetically pulled the shoe towards himself
NASA employs more artists than engineers
Smartphones were an abortion for the upcoming trillion-dollar shampoo bottle ads industry
Weather balloons are just for show
Most skyscrapers are pre-built
There is a difference between men's and women's razors
Magnets modify gravity
The Americas weren't discovered; they were manifested by desperate sailors in the Bermuda Triangle