If I'm completely wrong about everything and I really am just this worthless loser schizophrenic cunt then it only makes it that much more baffling and hilarious than I got every single one of you kissing my asshole in private messages over months of contact, where you had all total access and ability to figure out if I was insane, before you eventually fucked off because I would start to stand up to you

It would be super fucking funny. You stupid dumb motherfuckers.