>>939376792

dude you should seriously consider joining the log fag crew

seriously...

at least they're routine is somewhat original compared to yours

But yeah.. I recently told myself
"I am not going to mention that I fucked almost 800 women again in here"

God damn it there I go
SHIT! I JUST DID IT AGAIN...

........... whadyaknow?

oh well. I'll have to zip my lip at a later time

But yeah. Your little SSI impersonation of an alpha male is adorable

I'm sure your mom Will be very impressed when she comes home

INSIDER SECRET:
If you really truly want to impress mommy today, Why don't you be wearing a McDonald's uniform when she comes home?

her little alpha soldier finally got a job

And soon you'll be able to afford your own goddamn existence