>>940014664
I already said it's not like I'm a celebrity or anything I was just a strip club DJ and played guitar in a band so girls kept spreading their legs for me


I'm actually a big fucking loser
I'm an ass clown
I'm an lol clown
I'm all of those embarrassing things

MY BIGGEST CLAIM TO FAME WAS ACTUALLY PAINTING ELVIS PORTRAITS FOR DOZENS OF CELEBRITIES.

That and all the pussy

other than being an artist who painted Elvis for celebrities and fucking hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of women, my life was nothing worth mentioning In fact I am a complete fucking loser


at least I'm honest about it