Believe it or not, although you'll think I'm joking, I actually enjoy riding my name in my own feces on people's walls if they've fucked me over somehow. I do it by shitting into an empty plastic bread bag, and by pulling the bag down around and over my hand and risk, it's like a push-up pop of feces, like a giant feces ballpoint pen, and you can write giant words in cursive without getting any shit on your hands.

trust me. It really freaks people out.
Not joking
It freaks them the fuck out
And apparently, it's not against the law