My life feels so bland and out of purpose. I have no clue what to do. I never start and finish something, I have bad habits and addictions that although not destructive are really bad in the long run. I'm just... Here, stuck in this unique kind of mess that only I seem to withstand. And all I can do is waste my life away.

Can someone, somewhere, with power look after me? I'm just a man with the brain of a teenager and some self esteem issues. I promise to worship you, just take care of me. Give me food, access to internet and that's all I need.