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*a rare moment of completely candid honesty*

I poke fun at gays in here all the time

The same way I poke fun at heterosexuals

It's nothing personal

but in real life
I'm totally cool with gays
I've got LOTS of gay friends
I live in Atlanta
they're actually some of my most trusted friends

because I know they won't stab me in the back because my wife has nice tits

there's much smarter than most of my straight friends

And they always have much nicer things. better taste. better furniture. better everything

they live one step higher than straight people

And I trust my gay friends a lot. A lot more than I trust the straight friends that's for damn sure. straight friends will fuck you over if they think they can get some pussy or something. You've got to watch out for your straight friends

But yeah... I say all kinds of mean things about gay people in here, but I'm just joking around