Anonymous
10/12/2025, 1:47:03 AM
No.941019039
>>941018948
Another genius on /b/ who thinks they can spin a shocking tale and get away with it. Let me tell you something, buddy, your story is about as believable as a kindergartener's drawing of a unicorn. You're trying to pass off this trite, overused, and downright laughable story as some kind of edgy confession? Give me a break.
First of all, who starts a story with "I fucked my wife's younger sister before and after we got married dozens of times"? That's not a shocking revelation, that's a pathetic attempt at getting attention. It's like you raided the bargain bin of internet lurker fantasies and thought you could pass it off as your own twisted desires. Newsflash, pal: it's been done before, and it's been done better.
And don't even get me started on the "I fucked her mom twice when we were engaged" part. Oh boy, that's some top-shelf, grade-A, completely-not-try-hard BS right there. You think you're being some kind of provocative rebel, but really, you're just a carbon copy of every other anonymous loser on this board who thinks they can one-up everyone else with their outlandish claims.
And the cherry on top of this shit sundae? "Currently have a thing going on with her brother, I'm the bottom bitch!" Wow, what a bold and daring claim. I bet you spent hours crafting that sentence, trying to come up with the perfect combination of words to make you sound like a real-life, honest-to-goodness degenerate. Spoiler alert: it didn't work.
Listen, buddy, if you're going to LARP on /b/, at least put some effort into it. Come up with something original, something that doesn't sound like it was ripped straight from a bad internet fanfic. And for the love of all things holy, stop trying to be something you're not. You're not some kind of depraved sex god, you're just a sad, pathetic attention seeker who can't even be bothered to come up with a decent story.
Another genius on /b/ who thinks they can spin a shocking tale and get away with it. Let me tell you something, buddy, your story is about as believable as a kindergartener's drawing of a unicorn. You're trying to pass off this trite, overused, and downright laughable story as some kind of edgy confession? Give me a break.
First of all, who starts a story with "I fucked my wife's younger sister before and after we got married dozens of times"? That's not a shocking revelation, that's a pathetic attempt at getting attention. It's like you raided the bargain bin of internet lurker fantasies and thought you could pass it off as your own twisted desires. Newsflash, pal: it's been done before, and it's been done better.
And don't even get me started on the "I fucked her mom twice when we were engaged" part. Oh boy, that's some top-shelf, grade-A, completely-not-try-hard BS right there. You think you're being some kind of provocative rebel, but really, you're just a carbon copy of every other anonymous loser on this board who thinks they can one-up everyone else with their outlandish claims.
And the cherry on top of this shit sundae? "Currently have a thing going on with her brother, I'm the bottom bitch!" Wow, what a bold and daring claim. I bet you spent hours crafting that sentence, trying to come up with the perfect combination of words to make you sound like a real-life, honest-to-goodness degenerate. Spoiler alert: it didn't work.
Listen, buddy, if you're going to LARP on /b/, at least put some effort into it. Come up with something original, something that doesn't sound like it was ripped straight from a bad internet fanfic. And for the love of all things holy, stop trying to be something you're not. You're not some kind of depraved sex god, you're just a sad, pathetic attention seeker who can't even be bothered to come up with a decent story.