100% TRUE:

That stupid fucking loser Edward started STALKING MY WIFE after that meeting.

He started showing up at her job, asking was she working, and telling her coworkers that she used drugs and she was a slut and blah blah blah blah

after they told him "Don't come back here again", He returned a few more times

So my wife took out a restraining order on him...

And the sheriff's deputies went to his house, Read the restraining order to him, and made him sign the paper.

by signing the paper, he acknowledged that he was aware there was a restraining order against him.

BUT HE IMMEDIATELY TRIED REACHING OUT TO MY WIFE AND HARASSING HER AGAIN

SO WE PUT HIS ASS IN JAIL
He sat in a jail cell for a few months, and when he appeared in The courtroom in handcuffs, My wife explained to the judge "He's one of the coordinators of narcotics anonymous, and he regularly offers women drugs hoping they will have sex with him"

AND EDWARD INTERRUPTED:
"YOUR HONOR, I OFFERED THEM DRUGS BECAUSE I KNOW THEY ARE GOING TO A HARD TIME BLAH BLAH BLAH"

right in front of some of his narcotics anonymous colleagues, who were there in the courtroom to support him

HE ADMITTED HE OFFERED DRUGS TO WOMEN HE MET AT THE NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS MEETINGS

And he tried to pretend "He was helping them because they were going through a hard time"

I TURNED THAT ENTIRE FUCKING NA GROUP UPSIDE DOWN!!!

MY WIFE AND I MADE FOOLS OUT OF ALL OF THEM!!!

(also, those people are still relapsing every 10 days, then starting over with the first keychain again... It's continual relapsing with them)

But my wife and I never relapsed