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As of this day, by mayoral decree, the Republican and Democrat parties are hereby… DISBANDED!

Their offices shall be converted into Public Cobra Command Centers!
Their campaign funds—appropriated to fund the construction of Cobra Civic Infrastructure Projects, including my favorite—an underground transit network shaped like a serpent!

Henceforth, there shall be only one party in this city…
THE PARTY OF COMPETENCE!
Only order. Only focus. Only Cobra Efficiency™!