>>942199251
>Pushes me down. I thought he was gonna get his dick out but instead he whispers in my ear "Yer perfect too... The perfect chair that is!"
Well at this point I also for 1 second believed this is going to be a 1 in 10000 greentext of yours which doesnt end in sex frenzy ;p
Oh, how wrong I was... how wrong.
>Whole neighbourhood knows I just got raped, I guess?
More neighbor complaints incoming... yay :D
You need to start gifting each other pieces of acoustic foam. One day you will gather enough to have noise isolation in one room at least :D