>>942244512
That is too absurd to be anything but real, lol. The closest I got was brandishing a pistol while walking my husky, two morbidly obese people with an equally fat rottweiler threatened to let theirs off the leash cuz mine was approaching (hes stupid friendly husky, theirs was really really not). I threatened to shoot their dog if they did that. Cop fucking laughed it off. 2 witnesses my side.