>I haven't had a girlfriend since 1988 or something. Quite honestly, most women bore me. If they smoke, I'm turned off. If they drink, I'm out of there. If they're stupid, I'm bored. If they're mean, I'm bored. If they're trying to use me, I'm out of there. If they don't work out, I'm not interested. If their mind is lazy and their body is lazy, who cares? If they're not in shape, hey, go be fat in someone else's time.