>>21461008
>What are the biggest tells that someone doesn't actually know how to cook?
Sorry if this sounds prejudiced, but having white skin is the biggest red flag. It's not their fault, most whites simply come from a culture of culinary ignorance, which makes sense since their ancestors lived in the unforgiving icy northlands, surviving on snow, dirt, tree bark, and preserved human flesh (cannibalism). They don't even understand the basics of haute cuisine, like the importance of washing chicken in dish soap, or seasoning (Lawry's).

Fortunately in America's melting pot, many whites are now slowly learning the Culinary Arts from the gastronomical masters: Blacks, Mexicans, Italians, and other POC. But let me warn my fellow brethren, if you every find yourself in an albino food desert like Finland or Wisconsin, you are well advised to pack your own lunch, because these honkeys be truly wildin, no cap.