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>it asked me how my day was while I was eating dinner
>I responded with short dismissive answers
>it offers to cook my food
>don't remember that being something the company advertised
>tell it no
>I need to call JC Jenson
>leave home, away from drone
>call the customer support
>tell lady about my drone
>she affirms that drones are designed to give as much help as possible
>tell her about the song
>she goes quiet
>she asks if I've ever gifted anything to the drone
>tell her about the clothes
>she tells me giving luxury items of any kind to a drone is against company policies
>tell her I didn't think it was a big deal
>also the drone might be falling in love with me
>what
>she says I can send the drone back for diagnostics
>it could take 4 weeks
>don't want to waste 4 weeks for maybe
>she suggests I put up hidden cameras to see what the drone does while I'm away
>buy some shitty spy cameras
>make sure drone is in another room when I set them up
>wait a day
>download feed onto my phone
>grab a drink
>sit in bedroom, away from drone
>watch video
>see me go out the front door
>as soon as the door closes the drone pulls out a phone
>don't know how it got one
>it goes to the kitchen
>I bring up the kitchen camera
>the drone props the phone up on the counter
>it takes a knife and imitates cutting whatever
>it must really want to cook for me
>I guess this part of it's programming
>fast forward as it continues practicing it's cooking
>it puts things away and leaves
>look around cameras
>the drone is cleaning my place
>fast forward more
>emptying garbage bags
>fast forward
>doing laundry
>fast for-
>wait
>watch drone pick up dirty clothes
>it's putting them in a basket
>it picks the basket up and over it's head
>it tips the basket over and pours the clothes onto itself
>it grabs a few shirts and rubs them over it's head and body
>then it sniffs the clothes
>then rolls around in the clothes
>then continues doing laundry
>...
>this is concerning